you uh.... gonna stroke that one eyed monster or am I gonna have to do it myself!!!!
uhhh good breath I think, or maybe it will keep you from becoming a born again christian vampire with a sore throat.
A girl comes home and says Dad I want to borrow the car keys, her father says "You have to suck my dick first" The girl says hell no but then...
I found these horrible pictures of GM foods. Come on people make some noise this needs to end.
********Edited******* OMG I was so happy to see this in mind fuck cause boy my mind was sure fucked when I read this.
well then feel free to help yoursef
I LOVE my wife. She is a total militant breastfeeder. At our local coffee house I think everyone has seen her feed my boy. It says something...
My mom use to breastfeed any babies that came around. I was kinda weird to see at first but I got use to it.
have you tried oral on your partner first? They may just need direct clitoral stimulation. It can sometimes be more like the sexual stimulation...
condoms are the least sexy thing in the world (to me any way) so going a little limp is always a bit of a problem. But I'km maried now and haven't...
Nesta realizes this is just a web site for fun man you should go down to sonme of the other sections of the board and spread the knowledge. I...
Can I hold your garcia doll. I want to see if it has a missing finger. Did Ol'Hippie make that? or can anyone buy that somewhere.
I'm a guy so you know as long as you let me and I'm not dead ass tired ... But my lady is just totaly grossed out by the idea so I never do
I'm circ but I left my son natural. Hey I'm a simple man. If something comes with equipment I keep it. Not the packaging mind you but you know the...
Um wow what a link I was so uplifted uh no not really what I saw and maybe I corrected the link wrong was an escort in NY advertising her wares....
Hippie V!!!! she does it for me.
HHB is rite only masturbate when you can't fiund an ugly fat chick. Hell it is good for their self esteem!!!
Ok not that I care but I always wonder if a lady says "me or the porn" are they gonna give him a sexual release when ever he wants it? For guys...
You sir are one lucky man. One like that is is is .... well it is priceless!!!!
I'd like one that will fit in an envelope and then imediately fill my whole house once opened.
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