My fear is that this will happen: Tickets will be like $300 each. The food and water will be overpriced. There will be riots and rape. This is...
I think, that when the rapist is caught, he should be put in jail until the child he created gets old enough (say, late teens), and at that point,...
"We have determined that the female womb is filled with sea serpents." -Dr. Nick Riviera
You know, he didn't do it as a protest. He did it because he was drunk off his ass, needed to pee, and went on what he thought was an old wall.
Nah, I'm comfortable with being male. I wouldn't give that up even for a day.
Thanks. Same to you.
Don't be silly. The jews don't control the media. They control the bank system. The damn dirty liberals control the media. Just ask Rush...
When I was in high school, some neo-nazi pulled a knife on me and said "I'm gonna give you a haircut, hippie". Other than that, I really didn't...
I like my girlfriend's tits. There just the right size, and she has big nipples. I don't mean the saucer-shaped big ones, I mean the nipple...
That commercial was trippy. Kinda reminded me of those weird counterculture ads from the 60s and 70s.
So, two soldier's lives are worth more than the entire country of Lebanon? Oh well, if WWIII happens, I don't have to serve. I'm 4-F, or...
I sleep in jeans and shirt. I used to wear pajamas, but since 1998, I've always slept in whatever I was wearing the previous day. I've tried to...
I like my girlfriend's eyes. They're kinda dark green.
I was into them in high school, but not so much now.
Hello. Enjoy your stay.
I'll pass. I don't look good with a pierced dick.
Better watch out for those little kids wearing bandanas. They might do something horrible, like pick up a teen magazine, or buy candy. If that...
I'd bring back Salvador Dali and Frank Zappa, just to see what stuff they could come up with today.
^...and cost about $50,000.
I've been wanting to get either a Bus or a Vanagon. My van of choice when I was a teenager was a Chevy Astro. I've owned two, one finally broke...
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