I tend to ignore most compiments and offers of sexual favors because really there just isn't enough time in any given day to respond to them all.
Actually, Bird Migration is from the Netherlands. :D and you guys just helped prove that stupidity is universal.
"Well to be honest sir, it's just too much work to have to untie all those knots just so she can answer the phone"
Good for you. The world needs more Rodent Neurologists.
There was a big pool of sludge next to the dog dish. Turns out it used to be the dog. Yeah, days like this make me wonder if being a...
Did you used to live in a pizza oven?
Our very own Lodog is now 24yrs 6 days old, Which is 168 yrs 42 weeks in Lodog years, so everyone speak real loud. Happy Birthday you old dog you!
Edit: WTF? This was supposed to be a new thread. Think the heats getting to me.
:eek: (damn, something told me not to sniff so much glue that day) Sorry dog.
By the end of the day my diningroom table will be a candle. Hey Crummy, other than the heat how's your new place working out?
the candles on the diningroom table melted.
:D That's cuz they're from the heart.
1 potato, 2 potato, 3 potato, 4... My girlfrind said, "improve your life" So I pushed her out the door.
I wish I had a nickel, I wish I had a dime, I wish I had a girlfriend, Who wasn't a whiney, needy control freak with an infinite arsonal of...
Hmmm...I wonder. Sarcasim is usually a defense mechanism (I know, I have a black belt in "smart ass"). See, thing is, if you want to put...
thing is, if you're going to be debating/ discussing christianity, it helps to have some familiarity with what it's supposed to be based on....
Actually, if you read the Old Testament, hell is depicted more as a state of mind, although you could say your state of mind is your path.
Some (most?) christians would have us beleive that the serpent of the craetion story in genisis is in actuallity none other than Satan himself....
the bible says that God and Satan are the same entity. In II Samuel 24 it says "And again the anger of the Lord was kindled against Isreal, and...
My hesitency to perpetuate my DNA is purely an act of kindness and the only thing it proves is that I have pity on mankind.
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