A Bowl'a Chronic
I've looked at clouds from both sides now. I really don't know clouds at all.
Is what the boy had been mumbling to himself, over and over, when the police found him next to the bloody, dismembered remains of his parents. It...
digging deeper into the young mans psyche, the journalist discovered that the boy had spent quite a bit of time posting in something called Random...
"The Tao that can be spoken of is not the Tao. The Tao that can be played on the accordian is still not the Tao, But at least you can dance to...
I'm pretty sure that none of the women at crackwhore.com have any idea what I'm doing, which fills me with a strange lonliness.
Bush is much funnier than Hitler. Hitler tried too hard.
America brought laughter to the world by electing George Bush. I don't know who's in charge in the Netherlands (Queen Whilimena's dead right?)...
LOL. Well thanks Portalguy, always enjoy your posts.
That's great Fritz. Now all you need is a good man. (If you want, I'll keep you company until one shows up)
No probs. "Stinky Puckerson and the Magic Asshole" The marketing possiblities are endless!
Ill send you an autographed copy signed in my own fecal matter. (It'll be worth alot whn the movie comes out)
I'll need someone to draw the illustrations. The main character will be named Stinky Puckerson.
I have to share this revelation with the world so I'm going to write a story. I'm going to call it "The Magic Asshole". It'll be a childrens book.
Being an asshole isn't enough, you have to embrace your assholism. Yes. Yes I am.
Today I made the world a better place by becoming an asshole. See, earlier today I was a saint and everyone else in the world was an asshole,...
Pinash and pizazz. That's a hard act to follow. ;)
I'll give it a shot. Christians are icky!!! ICKY I SAY!!! Damn it, I just don't have Fedup's pinash.
Happy Birthday RetroGrove_Grrl. Hope it's memorable.
I learned a long time ago that beautiful women are some of the loneliest creatures on earth (psst, Jester; PM me for my 5 page brochoure on how to...
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