excessively horny
navel piercing
a female springer spaniel
an old bag thrown in the trash
Ha! Ha! Choked to death on my wiggle worm
You're 16, your looks will change dramatically in the next five years. You are average, but more than half the world is average. Why do you...
overbite
Gun Case (Is your name really Laura May???? I knew a lovely lady 20 years ago with the same name. What is your mother's name?)
In training for MILF hunting on internet.
you will come back as the afterbirth of a Mongolian gang bang
way they were before the big bang
formaldehyde
Brain malfunction from shrinking after typing, "than me."
High pockets.
rusty razor blades
boots on, but don't forget the socks.
falsies
bastard file
looks good in any form
moonlight bay
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