Pizza Delivery is the best stoner job ever. Not only can you deliver pizza, but you can hook the green up too. Walk out with mad cash, plus, you...
I see what kinda crazy ass fuckin munchies I can come up with sometimes.
Seeing as I just woke up like 10 minutes ago, I'm smoking a cigarette then going to get coffee, then smoking another cigarette while I drink coffee.
None of my teachers knew I smoked bud, but I'm quite sure they all knew I drank a shit load of alcohol, seeing as I used to come into class...
Take a pair of pliers and pull out the black bottom part, and then take the ink thing back, rinse it out, and put it back in there.
i chew on em or grind em up
The Rolling Stones
My favorite one was this one where they pulled this car over, and this mexican got out and ran to this house. So after searching for him, tehy...
They sell em at the store for like a dollar for 5 of em.
To the guy with pictures of himself smoking joints on myspace...
no it doesn't matter, you hit the car and left the scene. The same thing happened to my friend in a parking lot. Some dude backed into his...
Drinking water everyday is going to do nothing but make you piss...a lot. And if you piss watery on your test date, they'll make you come back...
I put the link in there that clearly showed you that a hit and run wasn't a felony in Kansas. But the reason she isn't going to get it fixed, is...
Smoke it, tell em to get you at least two grams.
Legal, pot, and buying generally aren't used in the same sentence. Unless Amsterdam is involved.
Dude, if you get probation for a hit and run, be fucking happy
thats why i said whatever =P
haha u-turn illegal. thats a funny comparison.
Depends on who I'm smoking with.
I got this one friend, I know you all have one, who can just like endlessly hit the bowl. At the end its like...
Separate names with a comma.