Mayonnaise and Beer
When things in your life seem almost too much to handle, when 24 hours
in a day are not enough, remember the...
Helen Degeneres, Ellen's evil twin.
its gone malignant
If you had to rename Uranus something else, what would it be?
I don't like Unforgiven by Metallica.
Its not you?
How much is too much of a good thing?
its not yours
I need to get off the computer and get stuff done.
hey, pay up.
No, I am a USAA man. But I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night.
Have you ever been arrested for eating another man's face in Florida?
Nope. But I did save a bundle on car insurance by switching to GEICO.
Have you inflated a car tire with your flatulence?
your mom called
To save the world, probably. But People have used that line on me before, and I am pretty sure the world would not have ended had I not let them....
[ame=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fSztK7HLiDA]Mojo Nixon and Skid Roper - The Polka Polka
No, but my wife is my best friend....so yes?
If you could only plant one tree for the rest of your life, what color shovel would you use?
bats came back.
First you have calculate the motion of the ocean and the angle of the dangle, divide both by Pi, and then multiply by the square root of the total...
Rumor is when the Russian Army reached Berlin, they found it, and it is now on display next to Rasputin's penis at the Russian Museum of Erotica....
[ame=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrPexqOR_T8]Oingo Boingo - We Close Our Eyes
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