I'm the amateur circuit - Southwest belt holder in penile weight lifting.
This thread has intense boomer energy.
I have an irrational fear of not banging all your moms.
It's irrational because I'm obviously going to, and probably already have, banged all...
I wouldn't say that this generation is getting "stupider". Today's youth is a lot more informed and has a lot more access to information, which is...
(gotta rest a day and dedicate it to God)
Poop: July 2020 (xi)
"I want in the bowls, under the cover of farts
Where many are brewing, so easy to shart,
But I am an 'other', and I embrace...
That's one of the saddest and most awkward things I have ever read.
My loneliness is killing me.
Oh yeah baby, bare ankles baby now you're spreakin' my language --gee!
There's nothing more sensual than the oh so hidden yet oh so tasty...
The OP is like 30 now.
Once, when I was a teenager, I had really really really explosive painful diarrhea of the worst variety. I was in so much pain and discomfort - so...
I understand how a lot of people these days could come to parrot incel ideals like the OP. The internet, and particularly online dating, has...
This is probably one of the single dumbest things I've ever read on this forum - and that says a lot.
I'm a semi-professional dream interpreter and would love to give this one a shot.
Wind blowing through hair is a common dream trope...
A concert hall full of middle-aged ex-Emos sounds like a good place to avoid at all costs.
As an Aquarius man - I greatly relate. There is nothing sexier than seeing a girl, alone, quiet, in the middle of a dark alley, is...
I oftin acidently mispell "body integrity identity disorder" as "apeshit crazy masochism"
I work in the field of poopology.
I constantly volunteer to do physical work at any chance I get because I enjoy doing it. I recommend adapting the same attitude.
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