To the tune of a Led Zeppelin diddy

Alla-a-a-a-a-a-a-AH! ... Alla-a-a-a-a-a-a-AH!

We come from the land of the strife and woe
From the Shi'ite slums where the parked cars blow
The prophet of Allah
Will drive our hordes to dhim lands
To whore your child, laughing and crying
Inshallah, we are coming
On we sweep, with mocking sneer
Our only ploy to make the racist smear

Alla-a-a-a-a-a-AH! ... Alla-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-AH!

We come from the land where the wives get stoned
To the depraved lands, where we go on the dole
How soft your elites be
To whimper our acts of war
Of how we turned the childs of York
We are your overlords
On we sweep, with sacred goal
Our only aim to crush your Western soul
Too late for you to stop
Avoid the road to ruin
For "Peace" and "Love" led you astray
The cause of your undoin'

Wallah, wallah, wallah
Wallah, wallah, wallah ....