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Plant life I guess..

If you could make your very own cocktail, what would be in it, and what would you call it?

 

I would take vodka, coffee liqueur and cream. You pour them on the bar.
I call it the ovechkin
Because it's a white Russian with no cup.

Got any good jokes to share.

 

One night, Mrs McMillen answers the door to see her husbands best friend, Paddy, standing on the doorstep.

"Hello Paddy, but where is my husband? He went with you to the beer factory"

Paddy shook his head. "Ah Mrs McMillen, there was a terrible accident at the beer factory, your husband fell into a vat of Guinness stout and drowned"

Mrs McMillen starts crying. "Oh don't tell me that, did he at least go quickly?"

Paddy shakes his head. "Not really - he got out 3 times to pee!"


Do you have any jokes about English people?

 

I thought you were gonna tell the one I know.

George knocks on the door and a woman answers. He says is John here? She says he is in the shower. George says "I will give you 200 quid if you show me your white bits." She looks around dosnt see anyone. Looks back to make sure John is still in the bathroom and pulls up her shirt.
He says come on the full package. So she looks around again and pulls down her sweatpants quickly and pulls them back up.
George gives her 200 quid and leaves. She closes the door and John yells "who was that at the door?"
She says George.
John says "did he give you the 200 quid he owes me?"

What actor has trouble finding work that you think shouldnt?

 

You did tell me the one I know..

In not sure.. Donald Trump?

Did you lose something lately?

 

Yeah a 3.5 audio plug so I can listen to my phones music in the car.

After price and location what is the most important thing about a hotel for you?

 

Close to the place I want to be at.. clean!

Are you looking forward to summer?

 

Summer-naaah....you mean that one Sunday afternoon in late June when everyone rips their tops off and burns at once?

 

^^Good reason to look forward to summer

If you could take a trip out of your country, where would it be?

 

I love Mexico.. by anywhere warm not so far away.... RIGHT NOW!

What's your favourite song right about now?

 

Monster by meg and dia

Ever had a wardrobe malfunction in public?

 

Had a dryer sheet fall out of my sweater as I adjusted it in the store. lol

Ever been on a date you wish you could just go home from?

 

When I was 18 I went out with a 16 year old. Went to see white men can't jump. She wasn't old enough to get in. Saw ladybugs instead.

What's the best Rodney Dangerfield movie?

 

Caddyshack

What's a good name for a new Rock Group?

 

The quashables

Did you ever get a big fright?

 

Yeah twice. Once when a boiler exploded behind me and once I nearly fell over a railing in the statue of liberty.

You getting a storm tomorrow?

 

No just cold


You ever seen a ufo?

 

I saw questionable lights but nothing that couldn't be explained.

What's your favorite game show?

 

The chase.. then tipping point.. I so would love the job of putting those discs in that machine!!

Do you regard yourself good on general knowledge?

 

Nope, especially when it comes to history. I hate it.

Ever lie about something, because you knew the truth would do more harm than good?