How many times have you masturbated in your life (so far)?

Well, answer the question as it's been asked in the thread title.

As a ballpark number, I'd say somewhere around 200-300, if not more. But, knowing me, it's probably way more than that. Either way, the number is going to increase a hell of a lot over the years.

Well let's see...

I'd estimate before I was thirteen it was probably like, 10 times.
Plus at least twice a week when I was thirteen/fourteen-ish 208
Then at least twice a day average, maybe even three throughout highschool 2920 - 4380
And after that, let's average it at 1.5 times a day 1369 (rounded up)

So I'd say, somewhere around 4507 - 5967 times.
But my girlfriend might move in (who I've rarely seen more than twice a week over the almost three years we've been dating), so the frequency could be dropping a ton...

Dammit, dude, that's a lot for you to be only 20, but hell, I'll probably be around that same number when I'm 20. There are days I go about 4-10 times a day, so my estimate could be off, but I know it's not even close to your's. Haha

more than duck...personally, i'd rather not try to figure it out, if only to save myself from shock

Haha, it's become clear we've spent too much time masturbating.

lets see, from 13-19 I did it at least 8 times a day, often a lot more, so for the sake of estimate lets say nine...

so 9x365x6=19,710

and from about 20-23, i only got in about 6 times a day, because i worked,

so 6x365x4= 8,760

and I would put this year at around 2,000...

so that adds up to...

30,470

roughly 35,000 times in my life, I have...

wow...

For me, many thousands, lol. Still somewhat on topic here, what I used to do was estimate how much money I made at work while jerking off. At this one place where I worked for about 6 years, I estimated that I earned at least 4 or 5 thousand dollars over those years for my time spent in the bathroom spraying my load at lunch, haha. I made a pretty decent hourly wage then, too. Actually that was one of the things I thought about while jacking, sitting there smiling and thinking to myself "Man, what a way to get paid..." I used lube and made sure to take at least 20 or 30 minutes to finish myself off.

Okay, now that, is a number that is impossible for someone only 23 years old. I mean, someone in their 30's I could see having a number that big, but not in their 20's, dude.

Originally Posted by Jokerzilla

Okay, now that, is a number that is impossible for someone only 23 years old. I mean, someone in their 30's I could see having a number that big, but not in their 20's, dude.

If you're talking to me, look at the math!

also, I'm a bit manic... so my sex drive is kind of out of control... and it was obviously pretty out of control in my teens, for me to do it on average over 8 times a day!

So many I've lost track man, but meh no need to masterbate anymore, got me a woman to fill my needs