Funny ways to say goodbye

gotta go, the power of the shower compells me.

I gotta jet. Later.
Stay frosty

Originally Posted by majorhemp

"like a fat girl in a dodgeball game, i'm out!"

hey! i know from experience that not all fat girls are easy to hit in a dogeball game. i was always next to last out.

I used to say "well, I'm off", but too many ppl agreed too many times.

Fuck you. Fuck you. You're cool. Fuck you, I'm out!

(When at work)

Off like a prom dress

The problem is all inside your head she said to meThe answer is easy if you take it logicallyI'd like to help you in your struggle to be freeThere must be fifty ways to leave your loverShe said it's really not my habit to intrudeFurthermore I hope my meaning won't be lost or misconstrudeBut I'll repeat myself, at the risk of being cruelThere must be fifty ways to leave your loverFifty ways to leave your lover(ChorusSlip out the back JackMake a new plan StanDon't need to be coy RoyJust get yourself freeHop on the bus GusDon't need to discuss muchJust drop of the key LeeAnd get yourself free Slip out the back JackMake a new plan StanDon't need to be coy RoyYou just listen to meHop on the bus GusDon't need to discuss muchJust drop of the key LeeAnd get yourself freeShe said it grieves me so to see you in such painI wish there was something I could do to make you smile againI said I appreciate that and would you please explain about the fifty waysShe said why both we don't just sleep on it tonightAnd I believe in the morning you begin to see the lightAnd then she kissed me and I realised she probably was rightThere must be fifty ways to leave your loverFifty ways to leave your lover(repeat chorus)

Originally Posted by mynameiskc

hey! i know from experience that not all fat girls are easy to hit in a dogeball game. i was always next to last out.

People didn't hit you on purpose. The goal was to keep you in the game as long as possible. We would throw the ball close, but not quite at the girl with the big boobs, just to watch her jump out of the way.

"Like the guy at Pizza Hut says "have a good one.""

DUDE, your getting a DELL...now fuck off!!!!!!!