i'm not the guy with lube in the bedside drawer...i probably used lube on myself maybe 5 times in my life....i just dont see the reasoning behind drawing it out any longer than it has to be...
i'm a speed wacker...could probably win a contest
i bet if i wanted to i could rub one out while you are in the can having a leak...spirt one right into your drink before you you get back
hows that for a mental image.....
i would never do that...so there is no reason to not invite me over...ok?