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03-24-2012, 08:52 AM
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frogboy
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Moral dilemma
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You're a male police officer. Your hobbies including socialising, going up the London Eye and frequenting discotheques. You've only got one allocated arrest warrant left for the rest of the year. Do you:
1. Arrest Alistair Darling, who's been found driving around in the back of a taxi with a baseball bat looking fo gay people. When he finds a gay person he gets out and whacks their legs. He will not rest until he's whacked five gay people in a night.
2. Arrest a semi-retired wrestler who, whenever he does any wrestles, strangles a kitten. His best wrestling days are behind him though, and he only does about one wrestle per year.
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03-24-2012, 09:09 AM
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Originally Posted by lithium
You're a male police officer. Your hobbies including socialising, going up the London Eye and frequenting discotheques. You've only got one allocated arrest warrant left for the rest of the year. Do you:
1. Arrest Alistair Darling, who's been found driving around in the back of a taxi with a baseball bat looking fo gay people. When he finds a gay person he gets out and whacks their legs. He will not rest until he's whacked five gay people in a night.
2. Arrest a semi-retired wrestler who, whenever he does any wrestles, strangles a kitten. His best wrestling days are behind him though, and he only does about one wrestle per year.
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I Vote For Number Two "Save A Kitten"..  .. If The Gays In The UK Can't Outrun
Alistair Darling, They Deserve To Be Wacked With A Big Stick...  .
Cheers Glen.
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03-24-2012, 10:12 AM
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queen biatch
Join Date: Nov 2011
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I'm also gonna vote for # 2. Strangling a kitten could kill them, while legs being whacked you can still recover from. Some sicko's living in that town for sure. lol!
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03-24-2012, 10:13 AM
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Nope, I reckon one kittens life a year is worth the arrest of alistair darling. Sorry kitty cats.
Probably Alistair Darling ends up RUNNING OVER more than one kitten a year in his taxi shennanigans, too.
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03-24-2012, 10:16 AM
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Nope, I reckon one kittens life a year is worth the arrest of alistair darling. Sorry kitty cats.
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Sneers Glen.
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03-24-2012, 11:19 AM
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PAIN IN ASS
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feed the cat creatine
neither of them will be bothering any more pussies.
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03-24-2012, 01:26 PM
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insult ninja
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Does Alistair Darling do this taxi-based-homosexual-leg-whacking every night, or is it a less frequent schedule?
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03-24-2012, 02:10 PM
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Guest
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Get the other warrant and take care of both....why should either have to suffer?
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03-25-2012, 03:01 AM
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clearly number 1.
potentially unlimited hate crimes versus 1 possible kitten per year? (one allocated arrest warrant for the rest of the year meaning its a 50/50 chance a kitten'll get strangled at all)
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03-25-2012, 03:37 PM
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insult ninja
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Quote:
Originally Posted by autophobe2e
clearly number 1.
potentially unlimited hate crimes versus 1 possible kitten per year? (one allocated arrest warrant for the rest of the year meaning its a 50/50 chance a kitten'll get strangled at all)
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Oh, that's a good point. Is there anything in British law that'd stop me arresting Alistair Darling, then arresting the wrestler the next time I have the power to do so?
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