Most ridiculous legal disclaimer

I would nominate on the end credits of the film " The Greek Tycoon" that had the usual legal discaimer of
"Any resemblances to any persons living or dead is purely coincidental".

I know most fiction is thinly diguised biography , but in this case it was rather obvious.

how about on packets of peanuts "warning may contain nuts" ......i bloody hope it does contain nuts... else im taking them back!

Or those prostate pills... «Pregnant woman should not take these pills« .. argh :S

haha, or for the game Guess Who, its says, "Game pieces do not actually talk" i freaking hope not..haha

On a package of Olympia brand C-clamps;
"Always wear safety glasses when using this product."

haha, or for the game Guess Who, its says, "Game pieces do not actually talk" i freaking hope not..haha

They do when I play


Anyways, there's a sticker on the dashboard of sazuki samurai's(they're really shitty jeep-type things that cost like 800 bucks new), that says the vehicle will roll over in a crash. Seriously, who buys a car with that right in front of you every time you get in the car?

There was a two gallon bucket I saw at camp once that had a picture of a baby falling in and a skull and cross bones above it. It read "

Safety Information: Small Children Should Not Use This Product Unsupervised! Drowning Hazard!"

Since when did we have to put a warning label on a damn bucket? I hate to say it, but if someone lets a kid drown in a two gallon bucket, maybe they shouldn't have kids in the first place....

How about on those medicine commercials, where the list of possible side effects sound worse than what it's treating...

Yea like on anti depresssion pills one of the side effects is Depression .................... anyone one else see the promblem here?

hmmm, wait, i thought depression was one of those desirable things, like winning the lottery, or staring in a scat film