From Funguy to Fungirl
Why is the FunGuy in love with the Reign?
Is he of Earth, or Heaven's domain?
Why does he frolic so wild in the field?
Is it the rush of a flush of bountiful yield?
Why do little mushrooms call out his name?
Is there something about them that just feels the same?
In the greenest of pasture
The finest of pleasure
A saucer filled with elixir
A pileus ripe with its mixture
Rich beyond measure
leads to such treasure.
Divine challis, royal palace
Purple Spored, shining blue phallus
Reaching up from the dew
Oh Holy Grail of royal Hugh.