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Old 10-29-2010, 11:50 PM   #1
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Conditioner as anal lube?
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Yes? No?
Just heard that its a good anal lube, just wanted to know if anyone had any experience with it.
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Old 10-29-2010, 11:59 PM   #2
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works if you have nothing else, kinda burns though lol not to mention it will render a condom useless by eroding tiny holes in it. (I draw that conclusion on the basis that using lotion as lube does that, so I assume that conditioner would do the same.)

So yeah if you're trying to have safe sex, don't use conditioner.
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Old 10-30-2010, 12:05 AM   #3
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Does it really burn?
Is there anything else I can just grab around the house and use?
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Old 10-30-2010, 12:06 AM   #4
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Does it really burn?
Is there anything else I can just grab around the house and use?
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Old 10-30-2010, 12:11 AM   #5
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FUCK NO!

when i worked in an ER, i saw my share of people who used hair conditioner for anal sex.
belive me; you just don't want to know, what they went through, due to putting hair conditioner into their assholes!
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Old 10-30-2010, 05:24 AM   #6
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Lol well I meant for anal masturbation.
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Old 11-05-2010, 11:35 PM   #7
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I use conditioner as lube in the shower all the time. I am not condoning this behavior as that is not its intentional usage.

But, I can say that I have been using it for years to anally masturbate in the shower and it does not burn and it I have never had any ill effect from it.

I use the wife's. I think it is called Big Red Sexy Hair or something like that. I'm at work so I don't have the bottle in front of me.

Have fun!

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Old 11-05-2010, 11:39 PM   #8
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I would suggest astroglide instead of hair conditioner .That's a new one for me .I had never heard of anyone using hair conditioner.
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Blackcat, what exactly happened to them?
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Old 03-09-2012, 08:40 PM   #10
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I find good old K-Y is the best for all needs concerning lubrication.
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