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Old 10-27-2010, 12:26 AM   #1
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Things only a stoner would say...
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1. From earlier this evening:

"NOOOOOOOOO!!!!....Wait...my pants caught it all! YES!" - In response to spilling a sesh bowl. (Still wasn't thrilled about smoking crotch-weed, but better than nothing.)

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2. "Crotch weed"

3. "Shake and bake? I paid fifty bucks for a fucking quarter of shake and bake? You, sir, are never allowed to pick up for us again."

Lets see how far we can get with this. Post your stoner-speak. Extra points if the chatter is chuckle-worthy.
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Old 10-27-2010, 12:30 AM   #2
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