lol like this park by where i live has a trail through the woods and ill get naked and go in the woods and masterbate and one time this girl walked by and saw me and she acualey came over and blew me. you would be surprised on what people do.
thats cool.. One time I walked up on 2 gay guys in the woods and said "Opps" walked away .. thought for a second. "hey you mind i watch and squeeze one out over you" and they was so excited they said "you can join us" I said naw Im cool with all that but kinky nuf to watch and shoot a load of nut on you" ..
squirrelly stuff happens..
Then they bring them to the factory
Where the heart-attack machine
Is strapped across their shoulders
And then the kerosene
yea im sure that happend. looks like ur mocking me and ur prob a virgin and live with ur mom and this is ur only outlet to find any kind of friend or only connection to whats going on in the world because your so alone just sitting in ur room masterbating to internet porn 4-5 times a day.