Get a lathe and carve one out of wood.
Originally Posted by The Lone Wolf
I'm going to start a new company called teendildos.com, and I will specialize in selling dildo-like objects (that don't look like cocks) to young people. I will make a killing and become rich.
No, you will get sued into oblivion almost immediately. After you've paid out your life savings in fines, court costs, and lawyer fees, then you will probably go to prison.