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Old 09-15-2009, 04:03 AM   #1
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How to make your own dildo
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Hey guys i've heard/seen/read a lot about making your own dildo out of different household materials, like playdoh and saran wrap or what not.


let's just say nothing is really "big enough" anymore that i've been using.



someone give me a tutorial on how to make one pweese?
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Old 09-15-2009, 06:14 AM   #2
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Just... Go buy one. If yr underage, go to Spencer's.
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Old 09-15-2009, 09:22 PM   #3
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Sorry I live in the UK, what is Spencer's?
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Old 09-16-2009, 01:25 AM   #4
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my friends made one once as a joke
later on it turned out she really used it


she rolled our playdough to resemble a penis
corona flendulum shaft scrotum n all
then she wrapped the while thing in siran wrap

we used it as like a gag toy for a while
then one day she confessed she puts a condom on that thing and shoves it in her pussy once in a while


idk if i wouldnt advertise useing it
but she made do with wat she had
i agree with toolmaggot
just go buy one.....
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Old 09-17-2009, 04:31 AM   #5
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Just... Go buy one. If yr underage, go to Spencer's.

i am underage and pretty embarrassed to do that

so any other ideas?
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Old 09-17-2009, 07:56 AM   #6
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Nothing wrong with the old favourites - Cucumber ... Banana etc.
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Old 09-17-2009, 05:12 PM   #7
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Old 09-17-2009, 08:30 PM   #8
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thats too much

come on seriously, no ideas?
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Old 09-17-2009, 08:34 PM   #9
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If you cant get satisfied by a large grocery store cucumber...

you may have problems.

luckily, they have squash...
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