I am the sexiest old hippie on the planet...
When modeling agencies want some one to play "sexy old hippie"
it is my door they knock upon...
C'mon all you chickies with your pork and beans...
I eat more chicken any man ever seen...
Pardon me while i adjust my truss
*sings* (to the tune of don't worry--be happy)
I don't feel so great!!!
who could, with this prostate???
ummmmm, what were we talking about???

sorry, my memory isn't what it used to be