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Old 01-21-2009, 10:22 AM   #1
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i'm a fan of big anal toys and if anyone likes big toys they know bigger is better... so what can i use to relax the muscles down there?
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Old 01-21-2009, 10:50 AM   #2
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i'm a fan of big anal toys and if anyone likes big toys they know bigger is better... so what can i use to relax the muscles down there?
You keep relaxing your anal muscles and you will lose all muscle tone and soon your shit will be falling out your ass and you will be in diapers. Have fun destroying your rectum.
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Old 01-21-2009, 02:41 PM   #3
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You keep relaxing your anal muscles and you will lose all muscle tone and soon your shit will be falling out your ass and you will be in diapers. Have fun destroying your rectum.
thats very mature coming from a "super mod"... and just so u know, i dont do it ALL the time so that wouldn't be an issue.
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Old 01-22-2009, 09:23 AM   #4
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You keep relaxing your anal muscles and you will lose all muscle tone and soon your shit will be falling out your ass and you will be in diapers. Have fun destroying your rectum.
That's a myth.
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Old 01-22-2009, 09:37 AM   #5
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OH really, a myth huh, well far be it from me to ruin your good time by telling you some true fact.

Just bc I am a SM does not mean I cannot voice my opinion.
I am a Health Care Provider and a little more knowledgable on the subject then you are. I don't care what you do to yourself, but I will post vital information when someone is encouraging ppl to hurt themselves.

And I really don't care if You like it or not. It is my right to post my opinion as well as you, yours.

Your the one being offensive to me.
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Old 01-22-2009, 04:42 PM   #6
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Guess what? I'm a health care provider as well and it is a MYTH! You poop everyday right? Does your anus stay open or does it close back up? It's a muscle and it stretches when it needs to, and stays closed when it needs to. Is your vagina the same diameter as it was when you gave birth? Is your cervix still dilated and effaced? No, they're not.

No matter how far your stretch your anus it will still stay closed, snug and tight. Now, you can most definitely injure yourself if not done properly - slowly and with lots of lube.

As they say on Mythbusters, BUSTED!
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Lol

You Said "poop"
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Old 01-22-2009, 09:44 PM   #8
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What exits your poopshoot is normal, things going in is not normal and will cause spastic colon and will cause your muscles to stop working properly. Believe what you want, it makes no difference to me what you do to your own body.

Furthermore, if you were Really a health care provider you would know better then what you just posted.
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Old 01-22-2009, 09:48 PM   #9
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BTW I don't know of any health care providers who show cock pix, and urs is so small I'd think you'd be embarrssed to hold it in ur hand. CREEP!!!!!
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Old 01-22-2009, 11:14 PM   #10
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Health care providers as authority on buttholes? ROTFLMAO!!!!

(((((gather yourself,Zen))))) Sorry.....how do I put this?...hmmm....ah...just tell it like it is!
I worked in porn. If you cram enough things up there and too often you will lose muscle control. I've had anal sex with women whose assholes were open the size of a quarter even before entry and when you finish it takes quite a while for it to even begin to close.
There is, of course, a big difference between the average sexual adventurer and a sex professional. Still, I would be careful and remember: All things in moderation!
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Yea, it IS kinda strange, SH. But....fragile male ego...low self esteem...immaturity.

Speaking of immaturity....nice pix 8ball...hate to burst your bubble. Mine's bigger and prettier and I have nice plump testes and I'm right proud of my black and silver pubes AND I don't need to hold it up....it stands on its own.
I can't stand myself for that...too funny.

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