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Old 05-08-2004, 04:36 PM   #1
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Default Toilet Humor

In the days of old
When knights were bold
and toilets hadn't been invented
They dumped thier loads
Beside the roads
And were contented

Here I sit in sticky vapor
Someone forgot the toilet paper

Here I sit broken hearted
Came to shit but only farted.




C'mon I know the purile of you know some, please share.
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Old 05-08-2004, 05:38 PM   #2
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do you know, i think toilet humour is underestimated. this poem is a classic and actually is fun. i only know a fish and chip shop version of it hough.....wowser this new layout of the forums is simply nice.
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Old 05-08-2004, 10:20 PM   #3
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hehehe, like the poem.. made me giggle...
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Old 07-06-2004, 12:15 PM   #4
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grines

good one!
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Old 07-06-2004, 01:45 PM   #5
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