[quote=OldTroll;4896271]How do i masturbate a female cat?
Stop laughing Ö. this is a serious question. It is not a joke or a troll, nor am I into animal perversions. (With my apologies to all of you who are sexually attracted to house cats.)
My two young Siamese females are both in heat right now and I feel so sorry for them. Constantly calling for a Tom, rolling on the floor, asking to be petted Ö. hornier than Iíve ever been Ö. they do it maybe 18 hours a day for 2-4 days (theyíre normally awake only 5-7 hours a day) take a couple of days to sleep 20 hours a day and then do it again Ö this can last for a couple of times a month.
I'd like to salvage their sanity and mine without creating unwanted kittens or mutilating their internal organs.
Hoping for suggestions that might lead me to other solutions, but failing that, is there anybody out there in cyber-space that can teach me how to masturbate these two poor horny babies
Do What All Responsible Cat Owners Do..If They Dont Want Offspring.
Get Them desexed.........Ya Silly Old Fool..
Yes It Is Correct That Cat Breeders Do Sometimes Do That To Get A Cat That Is Maybe Too Young To Safely Breed This Season, Over The Howling Stage.....But Methinks You Knew This All Along..
Now Yourv'e Had your Little Joke..
Make Yourself A Cup Of Hot Coco,
And Go To Bed.
Tomorrow Is A Whole New Day.