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Old 08-18-2008, 02:32 AM   #1
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how do u finger urself in the ass? Ive been trying but da hole doesn't seem big enough. And ive heard dat it feels good so I wanna try. Please help!! Thanks and does it hurt? And I'm only 13 is dat weird? I'm a guy too but I'm not gay
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Old 08-18-2008, 02:39 AM   #2
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I would use a banana if I were you, much more enjoyable, AND you can eat it when you're done!!
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Old 08-18-2008, 02:46 AM   #3
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eww Mary don't be telling a 13 year old to eat a banana after it was occupying your butt hole! hahaha
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Old 08-18-2008, 03:36 AM   #4
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it doesnt hurt, but it feels extremely uncomfortable... at first.
ide suggest wait a few years lol
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Old 08-18-2008, 04:00 AM   #5
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yea you might be gay
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Old 08-18-2008, 04:01 AM   #6
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prostate massages are not gay, mike

they are extremely healthy for all guys

and they can make you orgasm 4x better
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Old 08-18-2008, 12:09 PM   #7
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Fingers are for novices son. This will work much better.

Go out to your Dad's garage and get a hacksaw and a broom. Cut about 8 inches off the broom handle. Put the saw and broom back where you got them.

Go find your Mom's body wash or lotion and slather it all over the rounded end of the broom handle. Go to your room, open the window slightly, insert the cut end of the broom handle and shut the window on it to hold it in place.

Now disrobe completely. Go to the opposite side of your room from the window. Face away from the window, bend over slightly and start running backward. After a few practice runs you should be able to ram the broom handle up your poop chute. Repeat and enjoy.
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Old 08-18-2008, 12:21 PM   #8
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no need to ruin the broom. Take whole broom and lay it under a mattress.. the bristle part under the bed and leave the end hang out. Get on you knees and back into it..

get another broom handle and stick it in your mouth and there you go.....

you should let both brooms get action though so they dont fly off in jealously..
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Old 08-18-2008, 06:17 PM   #9
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HAHAHA I love you guys.. man, you're funny as shit LOL
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Old 08-18-2008, 06:30 PM   #10
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Go to the ANAL forum, look around.
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