how do u finger urself in the ass? Ive been trying but da hole doesn't seem big enough. And ive heard dat it feels good so I wanna try. Please help!! Thanks and does it hurt? And I'm only 13 is dat weird? I'm a guy too but I'm not gay
Fingers are for novices son. This will work much better.
Go out to your Dad's garage and get a hacksaw and a broom. Cut about 8 inches off the broom handle. Put the saw and broom back where you got them.
Go find your Mom's body wash or lotion and slather it all over the rounded end of the broom handle. Go to your room, open the window slightly, insert the cut end of the broom handle and shut the window on it to hold it in place.
Now disrobe completely. Go to the opposite side of your room from the window. Face away from the window, bend over slightly and start running backward. After a few practice runs you should be able to ram the broom handle up your poop chute. Repeat and enjoy.