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HA man if you are not getting any chicks, take you a 20 down to the strip club and get a damn lap dance and tell that stripper your problem!
and if you dont have 20 bucks stop playing WOW on the computer and get a job, then you'll meet girls.
"These psychedelic substances cause hysterical psychoses in people who have not taken them..."
- Timothy Leary