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Old 04-04-2008, 04:02 PM   #1
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I'm really starting to hate my gramps' dog. Little fucker just made me spill my coffee in my lap. If the dog sniffs me later I'm kicking him.
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Old 04-04-2008, 04:05 PM   #2
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I'm really starting to hate my gramps' dog. Little fucker just made me spill my coffee in my lap. If the dog sniffs me later I'm kicking him.
Is it safe to say that I am disappointed that the reason your crotch smells of coffee is because you spilled some instead of just always smelling of coffee down there...Because I would've had to marry you...
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Old 04-04-2008, 04:07 PM   #3
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especially if it was a mocha latte.

though seeing "crotch," "coffee," "dog," and "fucker" in the same thread sorta made my eyes water a bit.
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Old 04-04-2008, 04:08 PM   #4
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Well I sometimes douche with coffee. Wanna marry me now?
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Old 04-04-2008, 04:09 PM   #6
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especially if it was a mocha latte.

though seeing "crotch," "coffee," "dog," and "fucker" in the same thread sorta made my eyes water a bit.
It was code.....I needed to vent my frustration at not being able to give into my bestiality urges.
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Old 04-04-2008, 04:18 PM   #7
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i've heard of people giving themselves enemas with coffee before...never douching...

sometimes when i pee after drinking a bunch of coffee...my pee smells like coffee...so i guess in turn, my crotch would smell like coffee...
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Why does this turn me on?
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Old 04-04-2008, 04:25 PM   #9
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'Cause I'm good like that.
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Old 04-04-2008, 04:31 PM   #10
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Why does this turn me on?
coffee and women's crotches...

two of the best things....EVER...when you combine them...how could it not turn you on?
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