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Old 05-08-2008, 11:40 PM   #11
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^^ to a girl or guy that one is hilarious!

and are some of you seriously encouraging him to start shit over this... ? i kinda thought he was looking for a funny comeback, not a fight. you gotta be better than that. if you're really going to fight smeone for this it will just make you out to be the asshole who is sensitive about his tiny penis
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Old 05-10-2008, 02:14 AM   #12
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In my experience, the best way to deal with such things is to play along with the joke and have the last laugh. After all, if it is such a big joke then it can't be true - at least not in any sense damaging to your self-esteem and confidence!

So the next time someone comments on your penis size, say: "Ah, but you will never know the delights of having sex with sea-monkeys!"

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Make a point of carrying a magnifying glass and tweezers when you go into the men's room.

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Show off a piece of fine embroidery and say: "I made this with my dick; it turns out it's just the right size for an embroidery needle!"

Anyway, you get the idea - one who can laugh at oneself is immune to the jests of others.
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Old 05-10-2008, 02:22 AM   #13
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if these guys are talking about your penis size, then your best defense would be:

how do they know how big it is? where they choking on it, or are they just gay and were pater gazing in the bathroom?
did one of their mom's casually bring is up at breakfast whilst eating a sausage?
idk dude, fuck those guys, for the most part
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Old 05-10-2008, 02:40 AM   #14
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Just say "Suck on it, it gets bigger!"
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Old 05-12-2008, 03:27 PM   #15
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Old 05-16-2008, 08:21 AM   #16
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have they ever called you Rosebud?
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Old 05-16-2008, 08:26 AM   #17
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In my experience, the best way to deal with such things is to play along with the joke and have the last laugh. After all, if it is such a big joke then it can't be true - at least not in any sense damaging to your self-esteem and confidence!

So the next time someone comments on your penis size, say: "Ah, but you will never know the delights of having sex with sea-monkeys!"

- or -

Make a point of carrying a magnifying glass and tweezers when you go into the men's room.

- or -

Show off a piece of fine embroidery and say: "I made this with my dick; it turns out it's just the right size for an embroidery needle!"

Anyway, you get the idea - one who can laugh at oneself is immune to the jests of others.
haha, this is good. Yea definitely don't let anyone laugh without you!
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Old 05-18-2008, 03:46 AM   #18
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Just straight up confident denial/disagreement. "Uh nah not really ay, 7 and a half's not too bad."

Whoever said to hit them, please don't say that. It's debatable whether violence is justified even for self defense, let well alone some idiot calling you names. Respect earned by fighting isn't worth it.
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Old 05-20-2008, 10:10 PM   #19
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Hahahah rosebud.. that is fuckin funny
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Old 05-21-2008, 01:52 AM   #20
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mabe you should grow a bigger penis?
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