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Old 03-13-2008, 03:16 AM   #1
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People at school keep calling me "small penis" or "little weiner" or "jellybean" or "tic tac". It was funny for a little, but not any more. I am looking for a short but sweet comeback for this.
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Old 03-13-2008, 05:20 AM   #2
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How about we throw in a 'yo mum' insult in?
"well, it satisfies your mum". Eh, I'm no good at insults.

I guess beating them up is another alternative.
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Old 03-13-2008, 05:58 AM   #3
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"why are you so interested in my penis size?"
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Old 03-13-2008, 06:04 AM   #4
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Why dont you wippit out and say "SUCK MY MOTHER FUCKING DICK"!
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Old 03-13-2008, 02:50 PM   #5
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My advice is: fuck a comeback. if you are really fed up, kick his ass. that way you might get some respect, and if not, at least you'll feel better knowing you beat him to a pulp.
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Old 05-05-2008, 12:15 AM   #6
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Or: it's bigger than your brain.
that's terrible. he would get teased more.
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Old 05-05-2008, 09:45 AM   #7
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Old 05-05-2008, 03:07 PM   #8
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Well, if it was me, I would tell him his momma choked on it last night. But then I would make sure I knew I could take him down before I said it that way I knew I wouldn't get my ass kicked and possibly humiliated more.But, that's just what I would do.
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Old 05-05-2008, 07:11 PM   #9
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I would just say (if I was a guy of course) that 'it's not small, it just looks like it compared to your giant vagina'

Then that would only work if she was a girl...
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Old 05-08-2008, 11:13 PM   #10
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I would just say (if I was a guy of course) that 'it's not small, it just looks like it compared to your giant vagina'
^^ to a girl or guy that one is hilarious!

and are some of you seriously encouraging him to start shit over this... ? i kinda thought he was looking for a funny comeback, not a fight. you gotta be better than that. if you're really going to fight smeone for this it will just make you out to be the asshole who is sensitive about his tiny penis
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