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Old 11-26-2007, 05:27 AM   #1
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How do you get rid of penis odor?
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You guys know that smell that tastes terrible that comes from your ballsack. Well everytime I lift my legs up I can smell it and I can't take it anymore. Can somebody tell me how to get id of this smell and exchange it for peaches or something. Ive had this smell since I hit puberty. (2 weeks ago)jk

And don't say wash my balls because i hate touching my dirty weener cause then my fingers are nasty.
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Old 11-26-2007, 05:41 AM   #2
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Hmm.... Tough one...


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Old 11-26-2007, 05:05 PM   #3
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Scrub them down and baby powder them up every morning.
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Old 11-26-2007, 07:27 PM   #4
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A good scrub, dry well. Then apply a good anti-fungal cream or powder.
Its not uncommon to pick a fungas in that region, Similar to the type you get on your feet aka athletes foot.
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And don't say wash my balls because i hate touching my dirty weener cause then my fingers are nasty.
WTF??

this is a joke post right?/

how do i get rid of a smell under my balls without touching them or washing them??

why not wash your hands after ya wash your balls??

geeeze,,who wipes your ass for you?? get them to wash your balls....

fuckin crazy man...

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Old 11-28-2007, 02:00 AM   #6
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lol, wash your balls
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Old 11-30-2007, 03:03 AM   #7
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I'll add to "wash your balls" with "Stop posting unfunny nonsense you asshat".

That's my job.
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Old 11-30-2007, 07:16 AM   #8
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Changing your underwear occasionally would help.
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Old 11-30-2007, 07:57 PM   #9
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word. hahaha


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Full penile and testicular castration.

Tie a stout cord around your cock and balls. Wait a minute or so, and then slice the whole package off with a sharp knife. Of course, you are now in very real danger of bleeding to death. Traditionally, the area would be cauterized with a red hot iron or molten pitch. You might want to have a castration sitter to help you in case you pass out.

Afterwards, you'll want to take reasonable measures to prevent infection. Drink plenty of fluids until you work up enough bladder pressure to force a urine stream through the soft scar tissue.

Voila! No more stench. Unless gangrene sets in, of course. If that should happen, expose your rotting crotch to flies. The maggots will clear out the decaying flesh and give you a chance to heal.

Good luck!
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Scrub them down and baby powder them up every morning.
this is the best advice that ive seen on here, they get sweaty, and then they get stinky, theres unsented powder you can get so they dont smell like a baby though.
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