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Old 08-03-2007, 10:08 PM   #1
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NUMBER TEN!

My ex used to do it.
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Old 08-05-2007, 05:49 AM   #2
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Wheres the list sis?
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Old 08-05-2007, 07:57 AM   #3
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#9: here's $50
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Old 08-05-2007, 09:55 PM   #4
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#8: I think you need more protien in your diet...
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Old 08-05-2007, 10:05 PM   #5
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#7 "I eat a lot of pineapple, that makes it sweet. Did you know that?"
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Old 08-06-2007, 09:08 PM   #6
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#6: It's National Swallow-The-Load Day.
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Old 08-06-2007, 09:27 PM   #7
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Number #5, the CIA is searching for my dick, I need to hide it.
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Old 08-06-2007, 09:32 PM   #8
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Number #1: I'll do you, if you do me

fuck those other numbers
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Old 08-07-2007, 04:57 AM   #9
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#4, If I told you "you have a nice body", would you pull me under the table and suck me off?
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Old 08-07-2007, 07:09 AM   #10
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#3: just straight up.. "suck it!"
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