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06-18-2007, 02:28 PM
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Location: MacDonuts
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how far can your wank muck be chucked?
When you have a wank how far can you chuck your muck ?
how high or how far does your electric spaghetti fling itself in the air?
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06-18-2007, 04:04 PM
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insult ninja
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Shire of York, Ye Olde England
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It depends. Once I managed to get it all the way to my chest, just above my left nipple 
It was partly with someone else's hand, though my hand was doing most of the work. Does it still count?
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06-18-2007, 04:59 PM
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Red Hot Mamma
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: The North Pole
Posts: 4,277
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Haha, my ex boyfriend managed to get it in his mouth when we were fooling around once. What a laugh!
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"Autumn leaves under frozen souls, Hungry hands turning soft and old,
My hero crying as we stood out there in the cold, Like these autumn
leaves I don't have nothing to hold. Handsome smiles wearing
handsome shoes, Too young to say, though I swear he knew, And I
hear him singing while he sits there in his chair, While these autumn
leaves float around everywhere."
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06-22-2007, 04:44 PM
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fucking stupid.
Join Date: May 2007
Location: beer city
Age: 35
Posts: 35,217
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once dave got it in HIS eye...AHAHAHAHA. it got all red and swelled up. i giggled every time i saw it. vengeance is sweet.
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Originally Posted by TheMadcapSyd
I feel like it's a giant metaphor for America so it's my patriotic duty to eat one eventually.
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06-22-2007, 05:00 PM
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#5
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Banned
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Leicester/England
Age: 34
Posts: 1,720
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I feel very inadequate right now
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06-22-2007, 05:14 PM
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fucking stupid.
Join Date: May 2007
Location: beer city
Age: 35
Posts: 35,217
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i'm getting a visual.
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Originally Posted by TheMadcapSyd
I feel like it's a giant metaphor for America so it's my patriotic duty to eat one eventually.
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06-22-2007, 05:15 PM
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Banned
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Location: Leicester/England
Age: 34
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Originally Posted by mamaKCita
i'm getting a visual.
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So was I - 3 infact.
I might not be able to get sleep tonight.
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06-22-2007, 05:26 PM
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fucking stupid.
Join Date: May 2007
Location: beer city
Age: 35
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do tell. my hormones are percolating and i'm being very silly and don't care.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by TheMadcapSyd
I feel like it's a giant metaphor for America so it's my patriotic duty to eat one eventually.
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06-22-2007, 05:26 PM
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Red Hot Mamma
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: The North Pole
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"Autumn leaves under frozen souls, Hungry hands turning soft and old,
My hero crying as we stood out there in the cold, Like these autumn
leaves I don't have nothing to hold. Handsome smiles wearing
handsome shoes, Too young to say, though I swear he knew, And I
hear him singing while he sits there in his chair, While these autumn
leaves float around everywhere."
Best Foreign Poster in the UK Forum '08
Loser! '09
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06-22-2007, 05:35 PM
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Banned
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Leicester/England
Age: 34
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Originally Posted by mamaKCita
do tell. my hormones are percolating and i'm being very silly and don't care.
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I did not say these were good visuals -
1 is Power 13 wanking all over his chest and the other is the thought of possibly a hairy arsed slightly ''well built'' chap wanking into his eye - with you - with [more than likely] no clothes on.
How am I to sleep with thoughts like that in my head ?.
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