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I would like to foremention that I find this disturbing, yet comical while intoxicated, so here goes...
The Alabama Hot Pocket:
Spread the woman's vaginal lips apart, take a shit between them, then fuck.
The Chilly Dog:
Take a shit on the woman's chest then titty fuck.
The Hot Karl:
Take a shit in a tube sock then hit them across the face with it.
The Hot Lunch:
Use saran wrap to create a pocket filled with shit in their mouth and then proceed to fuck. Upon orgasm, break through the film with your penis filling their mouth with shit and jizz.
The Angry Pirate:
While receiving head, before orgasm pull out and shoot jizz in their eye. Then kick them in the shin and run so they chase after you with one eye closed and hobbling as if they had a peg leg.
The Angry Dragon;
While receiving head, upon orgasming shove your dick down their throat causing them to cough and shoot the jizz out of their nose, resembling a dragon.
While having sex doggy style, before orgasm pull out and spit on their back to trick them into thinking you have jizzed. When they turn around, proceed to jizz on their face.
The Alligator Fuckhouse:
Mid-coitus, one person bites the neck of the other, locks their arms and legs down and goes into a deathroll, all while maintaining insertion.
Originally Posted by TopNotchStoner
Bill, do you have a midget fetish, because I could hook you up, dude. Also, would you prefer male of female?