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To crush the balls - get 2 metal spoons, preferably of different sizes. Place your balls in the larger spoon. Slowly grind them into a powder with the other spoon. It's gonna take a lot of pressure, and you'll still lose a few balls, but you'll get most of it crushed.
I just had an idea - get a cellophane from a pack of cigs, and when you grind your pills, put the spoons inside that. Any balls that shoot out should stay in the cellophane where they can easily be retrieved to be put back in the spoons.
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