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Forum Description: Whatcha gonna do when it's only you? Discuss masturbation techniques. No soliciting for cyber sex here.
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Old 11-14-2005, 01:31 PM   #1
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ok for this thread.... tell everyone the craziest ways to masturbate that you have heard of....
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Old 11-14-2005, 08:34 PM   #2
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The four balloon and pillow method. Fill four balloons full of warm water, wrap them ina pillow, and go to town. Like a cheap, fake, poorly made vagina.
Slightly melted wax.
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Old 11-14-2005, 09:25 PM   #3
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With sandpaper.
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Old 11-14-2005, 09:27 PM   #4
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Old 11-15-2005, 02:19 PM   #5
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wow..that's disturbing...you all actually heard of those ways?
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Old 11-15-2005, 02:46 PM   #6
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I've heard that if you get a lubed up plastic bag, put it in between your bed and the matress and fuck like a bunny rabbit, it's supposed to be effective ...
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Old 11-15-2005, 04:21 PM   #7
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Personally, there's nothing comparative to sex. Masterbating feels good but sex feels 100 times better.
One of my ex girlfriends bought me a pocket pussy for me right before I went out to sea for 3 months (I was in the US Navy for four years). It was nice of her to do that for me. I think she just didn't want me to cheat on her while I was gone, too bad she decided to cheat on me instead. Anyway, The pocket pussy is great for acouple of reasons. It feels almost like the real thing, it's ribbed inside and squishy, and it's easy to conceal and clean. I would take it in the shower with me and it would be so nice.....

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Old 11-15-2005, 04:26 PM   #8
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I've heard and tried this one, Fill a condom with water while your in the shower and then put it on. Hold on to the condom like it was your lover and start humping it. It doesn't work well at all. I didn't feel anything except warm water, I need that little bit of friction to get my jollies off....


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Old 11-15-2005, 11:36 PM   #9
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Some of the craziest ways I've read and tried were at www.jackinworld.com .
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Old 11-15-2005, 11:39 PM   #10
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Yeah I've seen jackinworld before. That place is nuts.
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