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Old 07-14-2005, 06:07 AM   #1
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smelly, bad tasting, vaginas.
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yesterday i was with a girl who, well...was a bit smelly and bad tasting down there, but i licked her anyway because I didnt want to seem rude. and she liked it.

But its never happened to me before. What do you say? how do you tell her? how do you fix the problem? I just sort of stopping breathing through my nose...
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Old 07-14-2005, 06:20 AM   #2
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you could offer to have an erotic shower or bath with her

or bring flavoured lube, or chocolate body paint, or stuff like that.
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Old 07-14-2005, 06:31 AM   #3
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kick her ass outta bed! hahaha
tell her to have a shower
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Old 07-14-2005, 06:34 AM   #4
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take her in the bath and scrub her foulness away.
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Old 07-14-2005, 06:35 AM   #5
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curious are you planning on being with her again? maybe next time do it in the shower..hehe
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Old 07-14-2005, 06:37 AM   #6
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Scott air pack/pressure washer......or both.
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Old 07-14-2005, 06:40 AM   #7
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See I dont think it matters if your rude, I mean youre not planning to stay with a girl who has a nasty vagina are you??
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Old 07-14-2005, 06:41 AM   #8
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i actualy knew 1 girl who was for lack of a beter word.. cutivating her smell..lol she kept stickin her hands in her armpits & between her legs & sniffing em.. i thought it was odd so askked her what she was doing & she stuch her hand about 6 inches from my nose & this intence acidy smell overwhelmed me & almost made me pass out
i guess my point is maybe she just pretended to like it & the smell is a deffence
but honnestly somne girls are swweter then others, & perhaps in hrer haste neglected a shaowr
if you are plannin on bein with her & it continues....chocolate sauce is yummy..lol
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Old 07-14-2005, 06:43 AM   #9
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yea, i knew a girl who was also all sexed up.

You don't have to eat out every girl I guess.

Honey works too, even with the normal smelliness of vaginas
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Old 07-14-2005, 06:51 AM   #10
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what is this? recipe for a tasty vagina?
add 2 table spoons ginger, a pinch of basil salt to taste 4 tablespoons dijon mustard stir vigorously & serve chilled
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