Best Way to commit suicide

Originally Posted by BuckStacyBuck

I'd get drunk or loaded and lay down on some railroad tracks.

Fuck that man! Think of the poor people that have to see you all mangled and those who clean you up.
If i were to go (Which I'm not planning on) I probably would inject a bit of smack into me and nod till the end. Not sure if that is entirely accurate but seems pretty legit to me haha.

Originally Posted by Peace at mind.

Fuck that man! Think of the poor people that have to see you all mangled and those who clean you up.
haha.

That’s why If there really were zombies we should keep a few around to clean up human carnage off RxR, highways, and bridges

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I plan to take heroin on my death bed. Gotta experience heaven before the void, eh! But not before that, because the rest of your life you know what else is out there, and any great experience will be numb in comparison. Once you take heroin, your life is over! (So to speak)

Suicide, I'd try heroin, then jump off a cliff. I always get the urge to jump. "What would it be like?". That would be an epic end, and one quite guaranteed.

But if you're considering suicide, remember that behind ever cloud is a blue sky. Pain is temporary, and life is awesome. Just leave your city and find yourself a better life. Hitchhike!

Swimming far out into a lake and then diving strait down tell you can't hold your breath any longer then just inhale all that liquid into your lungs. Would be painless and clean. Thought of this yesterday looking out at the water before work.

Sure, if you can overcome the reflex to not inhale water. Probably, you would simply suffocate. Better to take a small boat with only yourself and a rock on board. Chain yourself to the boat, and then row way out into the ocean or a very large lake. Then pull out the gun you have in your pocket that has two bullets in it. First, shoot a hole in the boat, and then shoot yourself in the head, and then let the rock do its work.

On second thought, bring a fully loaded gun in case one bullet turns out to be a dud. In fact, bring two guns; can't be too careful.

By the way, broony, your post was quite hilarious. That last sentence was a great punchline. I'm still laughing just thinking about it. :-)

Originally Posted by broony

Swimming far out into a lake and then diving strait down tell you can't hold your breath any longer then just inhale all that liquid into your lungs. Would be painless and clean. Thought of this yesterday looking out at the water before work.

My understanding is that such a death is intensely traumatic, you die of a heart attack, choking and spasming violently.

Originally Posted by BuckStacyBuck

I'd get drunk or loaded and lay down on some railroad tracks.

daft as fuck.

I once tried to calculate how much vodka I would need to drink to kill myself. It's a bit difficult though, cuz the only data I could find is for animals. I thought maybe the animal most similar to humans is the rat so based on the LD50 of ethanol for rats, I decided I would need to drink pretty much an entire 1.5 L bottle of vodka to make sure I didn't just wake up with half a brain and the hangover from hell. Problem is, I would probably pass out before I could get that much vodka down my gullet. Conclusion: No good.

Then I thought about wrist-slitting. There is quite a science to that method also. You need to make sure your blood vessels are relaxed and dilated, so the blood flows out nicely. Best thing is a nice, hot bath, while drinking some alcohol to dilate further and soothe the jitters. A very sharp blade is needed - best to go with an Xacto knife, I would say - the handle makes it easier to use than a razor blade. Then the actual incisions - this is tricky. You don't want to cut crosswise, cuz the severed tendons render one hand useless. At that point you can't even use it to slice the other wrist, so you've left the job half-done. You need to slice lengthwise to get a good-sized incision - and btw, the skin slips over the top of the artery, and it's not as easy to slice living tissue as you might expect, so since you can't really practice this sort of thing very well, it's probably going to take some trial and error to actually get the artery on both wrists sliced and flowing - especially since by now you're a bit drunk from the alcohol. And of course, you hafta hope you've done an adequate job on the dilation bit, otherwise you'll wake up in a stinkin psych ward, where they'll make your life even more of a hell than it was before...

I could go on and on, but I think I've already overused my allocated space in this thread.

Dynamite in my ass. Going out like champ.

Ive heard of businessmen in Hong Kong using charcoal to kill themselves after the market collapse. Seal a room and burn some charcoal and you'll succumb to carbon monoxide poisoning. You pass out before you start painfully suffocating, like a running car in the garage.