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just today i did microwave door hit start turned quickly to prepare more food nearly pulled microwave off bench spilt half cooked rice all through the dam thing what a fuck up! i have my hair tied up all day at work so wear down when ever i can but no longer in the kitchen!
"“Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves. Heres Tom with the Weather."" - Bill Hicks