What have you invented?

Eh nothing yet i'm still working on it

I invented the worst smelling fart in the world

its a tricky recipe though..sometimes it doesnt turn out right..every batch is different

hahaha dude, i need that recipe. pronto plz dont leave out the secret ingredient.

Originally Posted by jaredfelix

hahaha dude, i need that recipe. pronto plz dont leave out the secret ingredient.

The secret ingredient is curry and a bucket load of alcohol.

Originally Posted by jaredfelix

i invented this device as a kid with a walkman and an electronic beat box set and some other kid electronics lol i was able to listen into every call in the house lol, got caught though... nopt sure how they were able to hear me on the other end, i think it was a fluke. such randomness of shit lol taking apart things as a kid was probably the funnest thing to do though. anyone ever go to camp invention as a kid? lol

Camp nerd?

Because you make noise when on it, and they can soon tell what u r up 2.

I design and develop software with user interfaces. I consider that a kind of invention.

I've also designed and built wooden furniture for specific purposes.

I've invented some pretty good excuses sometimes...

lithium reckons he invented that joke that goes "what did the big telephone say to the little telephone?"

I'm doubtful.

i invented a seven day disapearer that doesn't require wearing a little red hat.

i invented the self cleaning buffalo horn full of pre-shelled and pre leached acorns.

i invented half of the hog belly honey. someone else had to capture the quantum black hole.

i invented cod liver flavored string cheese.

i invented the zombie love sonnet

i invented the worm that ate the mutant space goat that ate the b-arc

i invented the pepper shaker time distorter and the salt shaker positional displacement.

i invented the neutron flow polarity reverser.

i did not invent the three lobed bifurcator. that one was before my own time.

but i did invent the roach winding chronogram.

and the recording icthioscope. a friend of mine, who prefurz to remain nameless invented the whole field of digital icthioscopy.

I invented the internet

collaborated with al gore but that bastard stole all the credit

the hogbelly honey and the three lobed bifurcator. well actually willy mcgilly stole the three lobed bifurcator from focault og. but i rescued it from the puca children before they injured themselves, not to mention the universe, with it.

i've also successfully bread the seven legged hornswaggle, and built a prototype floating puffyloaf harvester.

i'd take claim shreded tweet, but credit for that one belongs to alloysius shiplap and charles cogsworthy.

but we did for a while produce aftermarket neutron flow polarity inverters for out of warantee tardi.