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Old 10-18-2008, 05:47 PM   #1
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The It's just wrong joke thread
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I wanted to start a thread where we could share the most sick, twisted and just all around fucked up jokes.

I'll start,

What the best thing about fucking 23 year olds?

There's 20 of them
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Old 10-18-2008, 07:41 PM   #2
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what do you tell a women with 2 black eyes?

nothing shes already been told twice
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Old 10-23-2008, 05:01 AM   #3
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How do you make a seven year old cry twice?




you wipe her tears with your bloody penis.
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Old 11-08-2008, 06:15 PM   #4
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How long does it take for a black person to take a shit?

9 months.


i'm not a racist
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Old 11-09-2008, 05:04 AM   #5
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Being from Ohio, I should know some fucked up jokes, but the worst I can think of right now is - "Is it proper to buy your wife a mother's day present, even though she is your sister?"
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Old 11-14-2008, 11:22 AM   #6
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its not that sick but it makes me laugh:

a man walks into the doctors and says: 'doctor ive got a real problem, i think my wifes dead'

so the doctor says 'well what makes u think your wifes dead sir?'

and the man replies 'well the sex is the same, but the ironings piling up'


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Old 11-15-2008, 01:33 AM   #7
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What's the best thing about a 10 year old in the shower?

When her hair is wet she looks 8...

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What's the best thing about a 10 year old in the shower?

When her hair is wet she looks 8...
...i don't get it
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Old 11-15-2008, 02:32 AM   #9
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A Minister, Rabbi and Priest are on a cruise together when the cruise ship hits a large rock and begins to sink. Everyone begins to panic.

"Save the women and children!" cries the Minister.

"Fuck the children," replies the Rabbi.

The Priest turns around, "Do you think there's time?"
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Whats black and blue and doesn't like sex?
The nione year old tied up in my basement.
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