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Yeah, that is exactly the person I would call to empty the shed of a load of worthless cr*p.
Rusty Bikes and rusty Drills do not go for as much as you hope on Ebay.
That frayed trampoline is going to cost the NHS a fortune when 5 'Backyard wrestlers' brake an arm, leg or ankle each on it.
There certainly is not that much hope in it floating away on it's lonesome, well, not unless you buy some lockable steel boxes to put it all in, to entice the local endorphin riddled hyper potheads to have crack at a white van snatch and drive, between chemical calmings not prescribed.