Wow, Spicey you'v sold me your story, please tell me I can read this draft? I'll give you a draft of a novel about a monastery I was trying to write in NaNoWriMo to compensate? For those of you who don't know what I'm on about, it's the National Novel Writing Month and it's great for stimulating your creative juices when all your writing skill is honed in on the menial! But it does require a lot of enthusiasm and commitment and as a result I never reached the expected result of 50,000 words in one month (November).
http://www.nanowrimo.org/
So what for a trade-off Spicey? My failed novel for your spontaneous epiphany?

I know it doesn't sound fair but it's all I really have to offer. Although, whether it acts as an example for all my writing is debatable, I'd like to think that isn't the case! If anyone else wants to read it they're welcome to but I should warn you all, I got up to around 30,000 before falling into a rut!