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ihavenoideawhatsgoin
06-20-2005, 06:22 AM
On Saturday, I was at my friend's house and my sister and her friend came and hung out with us. His parents are out of town on a cruise. So we were there alone. His mom knows he smokes and doesn't care because she does too. But his grandma doesn't know. So we were sitting there yesterday, and everyone was smoking except for me. Right as I was about to hit up some bud, his grandma pulled up and caught us. So she gave us this huge lecture, which I thought was fucking hilarious beacause it sounded scripted. But I never even got high and I'm still in the shit. She called my mom and told her and now I'm in trouble, even though I wasn't smokin. He was also supposed to be stayin at my house this week and now he can't cuz his grandma's a fucking bitch. I'm sooo pissed!
Spastic_Monkey
06-20-2005, 07:29 AM
That fucking sucks man...
deadsilence020
06-20-2005, 02:38 PM
..gay...this happens to the best of us man...we are black men livin in the white man's world...fight the power brutha
Spastic_Monkey
06-21-2005, 01:56 AM
..gay...this happens to the best of us man...we are black men livin in the white man's world...fight the power bruthaDude...what does skin color have to do with his post? I'm lost now...
ihavenoideawhatsgoin
06-21-2005, 04:28 AM
The return of the bitch grandma. She fucking told my mom that it was me or my sister's friend who supplied the pot. That's not what pissed me off. She called my mom and called her a liar and shit and said that my friend was snitching, when I know for a fact that he's not. I want to go to her house, knock on her door, and when she answers, shoot her in the face! GODDAMMIT I HATE HER!
Spastic_Monkey
06-21-2005, 04:42 AM
The return of the bitch grandma. She fucking told my mom that it was me or my sister's friend who supplied the pot. That's not what pissed me off. She called my mom and called her a liar and shit and said that my friend was snitching, when I know for a fact that he's not. I want to go to her house, knock on her door, and when she answers, shoot her in the face! GODDAMMIT I HATE HER!Hey now, I realize you're pissed, but violence isn't the answer man. Just give it some time, hopefully it will all work out in the end. If you know your friend isn't going to snitch, then you have nothing to worry about. Just don't pay attention to his grandma, block her number on your phone or something, or just tell your mom not to answer the calls.
ihavenoideawhatsgoin
06-21-2005, 04:46 AM
Violence is the answer sometimes. I'm not serious. I just said I would like to.
Spastic_Monkey
06-21-2005, 04:49 AM
Violence is the answer sometimes. I'm not serious. I just said I would like to. I ahve to disagree with you there, but I'm going off-topic, and that's bad. Anyways, hope it all works out for you man, peace.
Spastic_Monkey
06-24-2005, 01:28 AM
fuck that old bitches car upWhat are you, retarted? What happens if he gets caught? Then he's even more fucked. The only thing that happened out of this was that the dude didn't get to come over to his house for the weekend or some shit, I'd be fucking happy that's all that happened, and not fuck up the situation any worse.
BenzoHead
06-24-2005, 04:14 AM
I agree with gilligan fuck that bitchs car up lol leave no evidence that it was you and dont worry about it.She was in the 60's she shouldn't be that uptight about it but i do agree a little with not shooting her.What i would do would be take her pain meds and let her ass sufer yes i am a mean person but everyone has a mean side ; )
mynameisjake07
06-24-2005, 08:44 AM
Fuck that bitches car up man
They may have you for intent but just leave no evidence
Now go fuck that shit up man
deadsilence020
06-24-2005, 06:57 PM
Lol, i agree with BenzoHead, take her pain meds! Make her suffer! THEN fuck her car up!
(and about the black men livin in a white man's world, i was using it as a... wtf is that word... well one topic to describe another... dont get ure thong so far up ure ass)
ihavenoideawhatsgoin
06-27-2005, 12:51 AM
Thanks for the advice. Once I get a driver's license I'll probably do just that. By then she'll be off my back. What she doesn't know is that I hold grudges like a motherfucker. I'll but a gallon of gas and torch the motherfucker. BURN BABY BURN!
Spastic_Monkey
06-27-2005, 01:06 AM
Thanks for the advice. Once I get a driver's license I'll probably do just that. By then she'll be off my back. What she doesn't know is that I hold grudges like a motherfucker. I'll but a gallon of gas and torch the motherfucker. BURN BABY BURN! All over a little bit of bud...it's people like you guys that make society hate stoners.
ihavenoideawhatsgoin
06-27-2005, 01:16 AM
This has nothing to do with stoners. It has to do with this dumb bitch fucking up my life up like she has. God you're such a douche bag.
gottssunfire
06-27-2005, 01:16 AM
I'm with spastic monkey on this, you're all retarded
BraveSirRubin
06-27-2005, 01:22 AM
Learn to smoke responsibly in places where you won't get cought.
No sympathy for idiots.
ihavenoideawhatsgoin
06-27-2005, 01:41 AM
Sorry if a house that's empty for a week where the people who live there smoke weed too doesn't seem safe.
gottssunfire
06-27-2005, 01:48 AM
the idiot comments are aimed at any/all who said anything about fucking anyone up
ihavenoideawhatsgoin
06-27-2005, 04:47 AM
Well if you have such a problem with revenge or punishment however you see it, I'm sorry because I don't. These acts have been around for as long as people have been fucking people over. Shit happens and if people want to give me shit, they better damn well expect shit in return.
Spastic_Monkey
06-27-2005, 10:08 PM
I'm with spastic monkey on this, you're all retardedScore! Someone who actually has the same opinion as me about shit like this! This is the happiest day of my non-existant life...
ihavenoideawhatsgoin
06-28-2005, 12:01 AM
Yay, you found another douche bag. Congratuations!
Spastic_Monkey
06-28-2005, 04:17 AM
Yay, you found another douche bag. Congratuations!Actually, you're the one being an ass about it. I was actually being somewhat nice. Fucking up her car would be more of a douchebag thing to do then not giving a shit and just smoking some more bud.
Beleg
06-28-2005, 12:44 PM
Yeah man, just go with the flow, no need to fuck things up. If your gotta do something, do it to like her car or her house, not to her. Violence doesn't solve anything man, and just gets you in deeper shit.
But, I can totally see where your coming from dude, I get like that too.
likestosmoke
06-28-2005, 11:06 PM
hey everybody im actually the friend that got fucked, I dont think that u understand the extent that my grandma will go to to stop me from smoking. i say me and ihavenoidea(my friend) should fuck up her nice ass car that her poor ass owns. its a fucking chrysler 300M with all the options, i dont understand how they can afford it because there only income is social security and some side jobs that my grandpa dose
gottssunfire
06-30-2005, 09:56 AM
well einstein, the elderly tend to have savings accounts which they call "retirement funds." This, while not necessarily enough to last them the rest of their lives by itsself, is there to provide them with some comforts in their old age.
Look, i'm sorry that you both got busted so hard, but you knew the risks you were taking when you started smoking pot. we all did. you mis-evaluated the benefits of smoking pot against the possible downsides and liklihood of being caught, therefore it is your own fault.
And what spastic monkey and i are simply trying to do is point out that fucking up your grandmother's car will accomplish nothing aside from confirm that you're a couple angry little wastes of space, with no concern for your fellow human beings. Oh, wait... it might accomplish getting you in even deeper shit. Destruction of private property at the least, and whoever mentioned torching the car, that's arson. A FELONY.
For fuck's sake, just let it go.
Spastic_Monkey
06-30-2005, 09:38 PM
well einstein, the elderly tend to have savings accounts which they call "retirement funds." This, while not necessarily enough to last them the rest of their lives by itsself, is there to provide them with some comforts in their old age.
Look, i'm sorry that you both got busted so hard, but you knew the risks you were taking when you started smoking pot. we all did. you mis-evaluated the benefits of smoking pot against the possible downsides and liklihood of being caught, therefore it is your own fault.
And what spastic monkey and i are simply trying to do is point out that fucking up your grandmother's car will accomplish nothing aside from confirm that you're a couple angry little wastes of space, with no concern for your fellow human beings. Oh, wait... it might accomplish getting you in even deeper shit. Destruction of private property at the least, and whoever mentioned torching the car, that's arson. A FELONY.
For fuck's sake, just let it go.Couldn't have said it any better
listen to screw
06-30-2005, 11:37 PM
is this guy sayin hes gonna fuck up his own grandmas car?
Spastic_Monkey
07-01-2005, 12:29 AM
is this guy sayin hes gonna fuck up his own grandmas car?He's saying he's gonna fuck up his friend's grandma's car, and his friend is saying that he thinks that he should fuck up the car...
likestosmoke
07-12-2005, 09:34 AM
well einstein, the elderly tend to have savings accounts which they call "retirement funds." This, while not necessarily enough to last them the rest of their lives by itsself, is there to provide them with some comforts in their old age.
Look, i'm sorry that you both got busted so hard, but you knew the risks you were taking when you started smoking pot. we all did. you mis-evaluated the benefits of smoking pot against the possible downsides and liklihood of being caught, therefore it is your own fault.
And what spastic monkey and i are simply trying to do is point out that fucking up your grandmother's car will accomplish nothing aside from confirm that you're a couple angry little wastes of space, with no concern for your fellow human beings. Oh, wait... it might accomplish getting you in even deeper shit. Destruction of private property at the least, and whoever mentioned torching the car, that's arson. A FELONY.
For fuck's sake, just let it go.
dude, u dont have to be an ass about it, and plus , it's kinda hard to tell but from the picture u look like either an asian guy or a jock and i hate both of those kind of people, they should burn in hell
Kinky Ramona
07-12-2005, 11:34 AM
Whoo boy. Well, I don't want to be a "douchebag," but I really think you should take it out on something inanimate of little value first and blow off some steam before you do anything too drastic. If you still feel the need to fuck her car up, go for it, but don't expect sympathy from anyone here when you reap what you sew. As long as you're prepared to deal with the consequences of your actions and the guilt you will probably experience, who am I to judge your actions? Just think it through before you do anything that you might regret. I'm not encouraging you, nor am I discouraging you. Just hoping that you'll think about it rationally before you do it.
underplay
07-12-2005, 01:29 PM
..gay...this happens to the best of us man...we are black men livin in the white man's world...fight the power brutha Your world is Africa.
underplay
07-12-2005, 01:32 PM
Oh yea..and to the majority of you ass holes that think vandalizing someones car is going to help the attack on pot,think again you ignorant fools.
All over a little bit of bud...it's people like you guys that make society hate stoners.exactly.
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