Boy Wonder
06-11-2004, 05:36 PM
I like to think of myself as a happy go lucky type of fella but today I have been pushed too far. The only obvious sollution to this is that I must become unquestioned leader of the planet. When this happens the rules shall be:
The right to arm bears. (giving guns to animals should even the score a little)
A facist regime is fine as long as i'm in charge.
Student fees to be repaid in prostitution.
Old age pensioners are to be used as fossil fuels.
I would rid the third world of starvation by flooding it with speed. Lowering their apetites and making them more productive.
Give kids cigarettes, that should stop obesity.
and finally, I want a tree house.
Please add any other rules you would wish to see happen and i'll see what I can do.
The right to arm bears. (giving guns to animals should even the score a little)
A facist regime is fine as long as i'm in charge.
Student fees to be repaid in prostitution.
Old age pensioners are to be used as fossil fuels.
I would rid the third world of starvation by flooding it with speed. Lowering their apetites and making them more productive.
Give kids cigarettes, that should stop obesity.
and finally, I want a tree house.
Please add any other rules you would wish to see happen and i'll see what I can do.