Home Drug Test?

[Sarah JAY 420]

so my dad just came home with one...if i fail hes kicking me out!!!!!!!!!!!! Any quick suggestions? He gave it to me like a half hour ago and i said i couldnt pee...i have like 20 minutes...i took a bunch of cranberry pills and drank a shit ton of water but i dont know...

[Jack_Straw2208]

you're 19.

get out so you dont have to put up with bullshit like that.

he's doing you a favor...


but yeah, dont use the beginning or end of the stream when you piss.

[jakesanders]

dip a bandaid on ur finger in bleach, put finger in piss, let soak.

and jack, she probabaly doesn't have enough money to move out yet. she could just be an older senior in HS.

[Sarah JAY 420]

yeah haha i can definetely not completely afford living on my own yet im in community college right now though not highschool....but anyways i got a small container and filled it with bleach do you think if i just dump that in there it will work?

[MagicSwhirlingShip]

^ yes it will work if u pour bleach in it. The problem is if its a more expensive test it may check ph and bleach would make your piss very acidic. But id say the bleach is your best bet becasue its probally a cheapo test.

[MikeE]

I don't know if he has to send it into a lab or what, but for employment, if you fail one test you have a right to be re-tested to protect you from lab errors.

Your dad should be at least as fair as an employer.

[Sarah JAY 420]

well i diluted it so many times that my dad gave up and told me that he didnt care so its alll good! :)

[jakesanders]

haha nice!

[MikeE]

Man, I'm not sure how to put this.

Your dad got the test etc. because he was trying to help you. His motivation was to help you.

When you wrote, "he said he didn't care", I can't agree that "all is good".

Or I could be reading way too much into this.

[Duck]

Man, I'm not sure how to put this.

Your dad got the test etc. because he was trying to help you. His motivation was to help you.

When you wrote, "he said he didn't care", I can't agree that "all is good".

Or I could be reading way too much into this. I think he has a good point....
even though your dad is totally wrong, he was trying to help.... which means he does care, which means he's worried... you should probably try to talk with him, ease his worries... if you care

[Sarah JAY 420]

i know that he cares and I totally appreciate that and am really thankful for him. Yet at the same time, im really not fucking up my life. I am a very smart girl and know whats I am doing, drug test show pot from whiles ago so if i did it 2 weeks ago and claimed to have quit what would it matter it would still me in my system. But i just figure as long as im not fucking up and as long as i know where my life is going than im straight. I get great grades in college not to mention have never been in trouble with the law. Im fine