Professor Jumbo
06-09-2004, 07:08 PM
I had a dream that I was elected president with 43% of the vote. I ran on the Egg party tricket. I know that there really is no Egg party, but in my dream there was. I didn't have any advisors, and nobody would tell me how to do anything. I did appoint a philosophy prefessor mine (Marya Bower) as attorney general. In my dream Flordia was an island and Jeb Bush was trying to get me to approve a plan to build a bridge connecting it to the mainland. I couldn't approve it though because all of his maps were of Wisconsin and Minnestoa. I also planned a meeting with Dubya Bush to discuss transition stuff, but I overslept and didn't go. I never wore suits, and I spent a lot of time mowing the whitehouse lawn.
On my second day as president Pat Buchannan wrote a newspaper article claiming that I was being attacked by cats. My offical response was that yes I was indeed being attacked by cats, because cats don't like it when the president does a good job. I still didn't know how to be president though. I tried to learn how to be president but R. Lee Ermy wouldn't let me. He wouldn't let me go until I had thrown screwdriver darts into a wood panaling wall with sufficient accuracy.
On my second day as president Pat Buchannan wrote a newspaper article claiming that I was being attacked by cats. My offical response was that yes I was indeed being attacked by cats, because cats don't like it when the president does a good job. I still didn't know how to be president though. I tried to learn how to be president but R. Lee Ermy wouldn't let me. He wouldn't let me go until I had thrown screwdriver darts into a wood panaling wall with sufficient accuracy.