Help..

[stonedduude420]

Hey. Well. There is a sorta problem going on at my school. Me and a bunch of my buddies have been smoking off and on, at lunch and after school. Well, yesterday a buddy of mine, who I also smoked with once got busted in the middle of a deal. He got sent to the office, and the man questioned him...at the end he got out but we know he is going to get called in again, or at least watched. Today a different kid got expelled. It seems like one by one they are taking us out. I'm not sure if the office knows about me, but I might be called in tomorrow. Just incase. Anyone got any idea's of what to say if I get called, how to fake out a test? All help would be appriceated...

[mynameisjake07]

Wait so there making you get tested??? Bring bleach along with ya man, or just say something along the lines that it invades your privacy and if they dont have any proof then to let you go now.

[stonedduude420]

Well. They are not making me get tested yet...but so far three people have gotten busted, one person expelled...and like the whole school is talking shit about us. I'm betting I get called in tomorrow...

[Jointman69]

you gotta say fuck it a be strong.

a) DONT RAT ON NOBODY
b) DONT ADMIT TO A SINGLE THING
c) IF THEY START TALKING LEGAL ISSUES, IMMEDIATELY SAY YOU WANT TO SPEAK WITH YOUR PARENTS AND MAYBE A LAWYER
d) CHOOSE YOUR WORDS CAREFULLY, THEY ARE GOING TO DO THEIR BEST TO TRIP YOU UP.

[jakesanders]

"I don't want to talk w/out my parents here" if they start getting threatening if you don't talk
they need parental consent form ur parents for a piss test i believe
so if it comes to that, be honest with your parents. it means staying in school.

[stonedduude420]

Thanks for the help guys. I have been drinking lots of water and juice, I hope I can get this out of my system...

[stonedduude420]

oh also, the shitter is I'm on probation, which if I get caught...I'm fucked

[Jointman69]

14 and on probation huh? we'd get along.

[stonedduude420]

LOL

[Swat30]

whatever you do, just dont admit ANYTHING. no matter what they say to you. Even if they say they have proof or that someone ratted you out. They're lying. When i was in high school, the administration would blatantly lie to kids faces saying "so and so already told us you did it" or "This person saw you" just to get them to confess.....Just be as stubborn as you can and for gods sake, refuse the piss test.

[Orsino2]

you gotta say fuck it a be strong.

a) DONT RAT ON NOBODY
b) DONT ADMIT TO A SINGLE THING
c) IF THEY START TALKING LEGAL ISSUES, IMMEDIATELY SAY YOU WANT TO SPEAK WITH YOUR PARENTS AND MAYBE A LAWYER
d) CHOOSE YOUR WORDS CAREFULLY, THEY ARE GOING TO DO THEIR BEST TO TRIP YOU UP.Yeah, best words of wisdom to keep in mind in a time like this.... :p



Anyways, VA is so uptight. You're just lucky you're in CA and it's treated as a traffic offense... Then again, you're on probation, so... I wish you good luck.

[jakesanders]

"so and so saw you" doesn't mean shit. one person saying they saw you means nothing, that can be a personal grudge. if you wanna be a smartass, say, "thats interesting, because I saw them do it". or if you do get taken down, say you sold to him.

[Blissful Thinking]

Worked for me when I was tested:

1.Drink water til you piss is clear
2.Take a double/tripple dose of vitamin b once your piss is clear.
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Pick up some niacin(local drugstore/walgreens/walmart etc. Take double doses of this. Also take any vitamins that contain nicain, it is a natural flusher.

Hope that helps ya some bro

[Beleg]

Yeah jake, but then they try and bust you for selling too...trying to pin the blame on another just leads to more shit. Its best just to shut up 'till you get your parents in. A lawyer would help too.

[stonedduude420]

Worked for me when I was tested:

1.Drink water til you piss is clear
2.Take a double/tripple dose of vitamin b once your piss is clear.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Pick up some niacin(local drugstore/walgreens/walmart etc. Take double doses of this. Also take any vitamins that contain nicain, it is a natural flusher.

Hope that helps ya some bro
Thats what I have done so far...I'll pick up some niacin tomorrow. Thanks bro.

[Swat30]

niacin = expensive

[omnip0d]

Thats what I have done so far...I'll pick up some niacin tomorrow. Thanks bro.
it's good to take it right before u fall asleep too, that way you won't feel the heat rash.

[mynameisjake07]

Niacin is fucking cheap as hell what are you talking about. I got 90 pills of 350 mg NO FLUSH for like $7.
And get the NO FLUSH people damn



niacin = expensive

[Angus]

i dont know man...did u talk to your friends that got busted..they should be able to fill u in a little...and if they do start to harass u about it just say, look u have no proof of me toking at school...and then have ur rents call up the school and tell them to leave u alone..or have them come in...but just threating adminastration with my parents usually works good...good luck bro and keep us filled in

[vincentvega]

legislation in many states are pushing for randomized drug tests in public schools, believe it or not. my guess is that your school doesnt have a drug testing policy yet, but could in the next few years. so, they CAN NOT legally force a drug test on you, just ask to see their policy on drug testing if they try and tell you you have to take one. if they cant show it to you in ink and paper, the fucks are lying and you can turn around and push charges on them. booya.

[sunshine_creek]

not sure how this works in the u.s but in england being a drug user is not illegal, but possesion and supply is, my idea is dont take any shit to school, then you can only be caught by the cops, and they need grounds to search you, if they want to test you tell them it is your right to say no and they have to respect it, you amy get suspended but not as bad as being caught

[SpliffVortex]

Hey. Well. There is a sorta problem going on at my school. Me and a bunch of my buddies have been smoking off and on, at lunch and after school. Well, yesterday a buddy of mine, who I also smoked with once got busted in the middle of a deal. He got sent to the office, and the man questioned him...at the end he got out but we know he is going to get called in again, or at least watched. Today a different kid got expelled. It seems like one by one they are taking us out. I'm not sure if the office knows about me, but I might be called in tomorrow. Just incase. Anyone got any idea's of what to say if I get called, how to fake out a test? All help would be appriceated... Refuse the Test . ask for proof of charge. threat them with a lawyer or lawsuit. you uncle is a jewish lawyer.

[SpliffVortex]

if every thing fails . take one of this to school.

[MagicSwhirlingShip]

lol ive used the old jewish lawyer trick many of times lol good days