Surrealist Compliment Generator

[Scholar_Warrior]

http://www.madsci.org/cgi-bin/cgiwrap/~lynn/jardin/SCG/

Madam! How your enormous foreskin shades me from the sun!

[Scholar_Warrior]

ooooh!

You turn the atmosphere wild with currents of vitriol when you smile at the passing insects.

[Becknudefck]

ha thats odd...

[Caitlin]

Your sweet voice is like the snap of a bra strap upon a sun burnt back. :)

[white ginger]

Soon we will be together, writhing profitably on a bed of non-seasonal vegetables in equine bliss. With this vision I see no reason why the operation to remove a 2.2kg uneviscerated turket carcass from my pericardium should fail.

[backtothelab]

Completely inane.

[crummyrummy]

Your presence reminds one of a blind jackal, eternally dependent upon misguided archbishops to provide instruction in bowling.

[shinta]

So charmingly heathen, your skin is like a teardrop on a popsickle.

[wastingthedawn]

Come, let me gnaw your fingernails that I may absorb and lose myself in the wise and gritty detritus that is you.

[loveflower]

Were giraffe's antennae to sprout from your barnacled elbows, one could but weep for the pretense of a fallen chamber potwow.. that was deep

[gesone]

Dying fields nurture withered magnolias falling from the lips of time
To a silver screen of scorching hailstorms trickling from
The eyes of invisible hummingbirds that encircle buried tombs.

[flying_spoo420]

You mutter such objects of equine delight, while in a basket of hounds and toes, that the mind's ability to sew together slices of mordant ivory becomes tamed with visions of Tamils in Constantinople.

[FreakyJoeMan]

"You have the intrepid appeal of a carnivorous apple on its way to a pile of cadaveric stones."

Wow, that describes me to a "t"

[gesone]

Drown in erotic fury resurrect in bliss
And emerge triumphantly like a golden Phoenix out of ashes you will rise
Naked immaculate lunar eclipse hails the butterfly rainbow chariot.

[Meeshka Chaukinov]

The Green Paint on the Walls Clouds my Thoughts of Flying Planks of Wood, Much Like the Elephant Impaled on the Hood of a Lincoln Town Car. Blood Covers One, Paint the Other, and Love Covers You.i feel so inspired.

[Saradas]

"In your presence even my shadow acquires the sensation of touch."

I don't know; I like it.

[Django]

A tossed salad in the hand is worth two up the priaptic slide, but then don't we all treat this level of malaise with a whimsical fury, a sort of impetuous accountants wry smile, directed towards a fitful moon.

This level of indecent triage therapy and coagulated mugwump cravat can often cause an effect not unlike a terrified cockerspaniel juggling bat dung in a salsa infused daze of independence, a curried sausage being the only method of escape.

in addition: "Dustmites the world over love you for your feet."

[teepi]

May your succulent earlobes ever flap about my knees like a thousand wooden pigeons fleeing the local sawmill.





Earlobes about my knees?????? OH HELL YES!!!!!!!

[ihzui]

"May you always be as vivid as your hallucinations."
ha-ha.