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soulrebel51
04-05-2005, 09:44 PM
ahaha... not really nursery rhymes, tho I guess they could be :D

Critique encouraged and welcomed!!

(The interludes are guitar "solos"... I'm not posting any chords, so that if anybody here does steal these, their versions will sound like crap compared to mine :H )

I don't think you'd be scared
If I told you I cared
I love ya so much baby
And you have beautiful hair

When I look at the moon
I know it's not too soon
I love you so much baby
You make my heart go boom

We're like apples and oranges
And I get along with your mother
I love the look on your face
When I say we're perfect for eachother

You have one incredible smile
That makes my heart run wild
I can't believe you just asked me
If I'll stay for awhile
************************************************** **************
I want to thank you
for writing this song
I want to thank you
for singing along

If you let me thank you
for writing this song
I won't take much of your time

You took your pen to a pad
And wrote your mind
After you finished
You said it was mine!

[interlude]

I want to thank you
for writing this song
I want to thank you
for singing along

If you let me thank you
for writing this song
I won't take much of your time

I'm forever indebted to your insecurity
du da du du du du da da du du
du da du du du du da da du du da du du du
Thank you!
************************************************** **************
The butterflies flew so gracefully
They flew all around
They flew inside me
Now they are on the ground

They are on fire
They are on fire
They've been set ablaze
And they are dying slow

Poor, poor butterflies
I hope they don't die
but come back alive
because they were my butterflies
************************************************** **************
Looking at the sun
Looking at the moon
If you looked much better
I'd eat your heart with a spoon

Smiling with your face
Smiling in disgrace
If you looked much better
I'd chase you down with a spoon

You better run
run
run away from me
If my dishes weren't dirty
You'd surely be a part of me
************************************************** **************
The poor little ladybug fell in the toilet
Her wings were too wet so she couldn't get out
The poor little ladybug fell in the toilet
Her wings were too wet so she couldn't get out

I scooped her out and sat her on the floor
Next thing I knew, I didn't know she was there at all
Her body went "crunch" under the weight of my foot
I was much to sad, but I had no choice to look

The poor little ladybug fell in the toilet
Her wings were too wet so she couldn't get out
The poor little ladybug fell in the toilet
Her wings were too wet so she couldn't get out
************************************************** **************
I can hear your mind
Playing tricks on mine
If we went for a swim
D'ya know what we'll find?

Treasure shests of lost lust
Broken hearts for everyone
If we went for a swim
We'd all have so much fun

We wanna get in the water
But we don't wanna drown
Let's jump in anyway
It'll be fun from downtown

I see you slowin' towards me
Fast than a cow
If we went for a swim
We wouldn't make it very far

[interlude]

We wanna get in the water
But we don't wanna drown
Let's jump in anyway
It'll be fun from downtown
************************************************** **************
You give me a feeling
That I haven't felt in a while
All I have to do
Is see you and your sunshine smile

Sunshine smi--------------le
Your sunshine smi---------le
Sunshine smi--------------le
It's your sunshine smile

You make gray days run away
And keep the sun here to stay
Clouds of sadness never appear
Whenever your sunshine smile is near

[interlude]

The sun rises with you
Everytime you wake up
Your smile lets me know
That I'm in lo-------ve..... with your

Sunshine smi--------------le
Your sunshine smi---------le
Sunshine smi--------------le
Your sunshine smi---------le

I'm in love with your sunshine smile
************************************************** **************
If you give me a dime
I'll lend you my time
Hey everybody, this is the Jim Morrison rhyme!

If you stay for a while
I'll lend you my smile
Hey everybody, the snake is long, seven miles!

If you want to cry on my shoulder
Wait 'til the war is over
Nobody wants to be an unknown soldier

Now just give me a dime
'Cos I lent you my time
Hey everybody, I hope ya liked the Jim Morrison rhyme!
************************************************** **************
It's eighty degrees fahrenheit outside
The heat makes my puppy run and hide
She doesn't like strangers, she acts real shy
She's having babies, I hope she don't die

Ruby, my pregnant puppy
herself not even a year
Ruby, my pregnant puppy
your promiscuity brought alotta tears

She's eighty degrees fahrenheit, herself
Being a female surely didn't help
Having babies so young could be bad to her health
But what do I know, I hardly have any wealth

Ruby, my pregnant puppy
herself not even a year
Ruby, my pregnant puppy
your promiscuity brought alotta tears
************************************************** **************
I never thought happiness could exist
In a horrible world like this
I never thought there'd be someone like you
Who would teach me what to do

And its a sad, sad thought
But I thought it to be true
I never knew the world was round
Till there was you

I could never understand why children played games
Because every lonely day seemed just the same
Until you, I never thought there was another soul
Who could make my day glow like you do

And its a sad, sad thought
But I thought it to be true
I never thought the world was round
Till there was you
************************************************** **************
A man named Casey
worked at the guitar shop
He played guitars, cleaned guitars, sold guitars
Pink guitars, blue guitars, gold guitars

Then one day, a boy came in
"I want to play guitar", the boy said to him
Casey sold him his first guitar
That boy went on to be a star
************************************************** **************
Deep down on the ocean flo----or
There's a clam that lives next do---or
He eats, and sleeps, and likes to play games
Oh, this clam is at the top of his game!

He's always happy and hum-----ble
You'll never hear him grum----ble
Never sad, or mad, and never feels ashamed
Oh, this clam is at the top of his game!

Now he's not very lucky with the ladies
So you might think he's quite shady
But you'd be wrong, dead wrong!
'Cos he has many friends
And likes to party
A real angel, but can get quite naughty
Oh, this clam is at the top of his game!
************************************************** **************
The prettiest little lady
Swam by every morning
She was a school teacher
Who told great stories

Our clam had never been in love
But he was sure of this
For everytime he thought of her
He fell to eternal bliss

Oh Mr Blue, what will you do?
What will you do? What will you do?
Oh Mr Blue Blue, what will you do?
What will you do to get her?

He'd been planning this out
For a long, long while
He was gonna win her with gifts
Chocolate, roses, and a smile

But unbeknownst to Blue
She only liked women
For she'd been hurt times before
And chose to stay lesbian

Oh Mr Blue, what will you do?
What will you do? What will you do?
Oh Mr Blue Blue, what will you do?
What will you do to get her?

With his courage built up,
He swam over to her
She gave harsh rejection
And his world became a blur

Hurt bad, Blue swam away
Nobody knew today'd be his day

Oh Mr blue, what will you do?
What will you do n----------ow?
************************************************** **************
Looking like a predator
Less harmful than a whale
Mickey swims along
Looking for a sale

He's a vegetarian
but doesn't like seaweed
While shopping for some food
He finds a tasty treat

The price was too high
Mickey was gettin' depressed
Then along comes this clam
Looking better than the rest

"Do you want to borrow some money?
I've got quite a bit.
I can give you all you need,
I don't use any of it."

Mickey smiled and said,
"Thank you Mr. Jack!
You surely are a big help,
I'll gladly pay you back."

"The name's not Jack,
they call me Mr. Blue.
No refunds are necessary,
I want something else from you."

"What's that?" Mickey replied,
Shining with a grin
"What I really want's a travelin' buddy,
let's go for a swim"

So unto the sea they went
With no real destination
Come morning they'd be so lost
Having no clue of their location
************************************************** **************

loveflower
04-05-2005, 10:28 PM
i love them chuck :D they're the best damn nursery rhymes ive ever heard :D

Nathan11
04-06-2005, 01:36 AM
These suck.
You suck.
I suck.
You suck me.
The government sucks.
Blackie sucks.
Wait, woah, what was that?
I love you Chuck.
:D

soulrebel51
04-06-2005, 02:57 PM
i love you too nathan :)


;) :D

syd
04-06-2005, 03:48 PM
Pretty good shit man. Not as good as Jim though:D, hahaha

soulrebel51
04-06-2005, 05:18 PM
:rolleyes:


thanks :D

Hippievixen
04-06-2005, 06:52 PM
what the fuck, chuck....

*giggles*

just kidding. i loved these.

a very entertaining read.

especially the next-to-the-last one.

novarys
04-06-2005, 08:39 PM
ahaha... not really nursery rhymes, tho I guess they could be :D

Critique encouraged and welcomed!!

I don't think you'd be scared
If I told you I cared
I love ya so much baby
And you have beautiful hair

When I look at the moon
I know it's not too soon
I love you so much baby
You make my heart go boom

We're like apples and oranges
And I get along with your mother
I love the look on your face
When I say we're perfect for eachother

You have one incredible smile
That makes my heart run wild
I can't believe you just asked me
If I'll stay for awhile
Good stuff; I especially love this one :D :D

novarys
04-06-2005, 08:54 PM
I call them 'Songs to Fuck Chuck To'
hmm, i'll keep that in mind for future reference:H:D

soulrebel51
04-06-2005, 10:46 PM
what the fuck, chuck....

*giggles*

just kidding. i loved these.

a very entertaining read.

especially the next-to-the-last one. :D

thanks :) the last 3 are parts of a rock opera i'm writing.... a rock opera.. about sea animals. :H